The Alternative diary

Declaimer

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, business, events, and incidents are the products of the author’s weird imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, Alien or mermaid, or actual events is purely coincidental. 


Welcome to our Alternative diary. 

Our followers have been asking about our boat.
Our boat's name is the Nau’sea, she is a long boat.
Our power is mostly Oar-powered. Which is why it’s a row boat. I mean really, it’s a stupid question.



We have to filter seawater and it tastes dreadful which is why we only drink rum, or port or wine.
The Nau’sea has a George Forman grill, a toaster, and a microwave. None that actually now work due to an almighty bad mistake with the true length of the extendible power cord. Which is still plugged in somewhere in London 

For the moment we are living off our dry frozen meaty food foil pouches with Purina ONE stamped on them, a selection of label-free tins that Jess found in a bin behind Asda, and when all else fails. Cheese. 

A few of our followers have been asking what we did to prepare for this undertaking so we were at one with our quest, well we all had to undertake some exams

These include
1. Survival At Sea,
2. First Aid at Sea
3. Day Skipper
4. Coastal Skipper.


 The answers are
1. Don’t go to sea in the first place
2. Don’t hurt yourself
3. Sleep in the day
4. Keep away from land